Power corrupts, and absolute power…makes for a rather good story. And so, with a touch of embarrassment, I present you with a variety of authoritarian utopias. We have variety, because authoritarianism is not a political philosophy, but an infinite collection. Once you opt for mighty government, there is still the question as to what to do with all that might. So peruse the works below, and indulge you inner megalomaniac safely within the confines of your imagination.
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Remember the good old days when sea captains had
ultimate authority, and a breech of regulations resulted in a good
flogging? David Feintuch does, and he envisions a star travelling
future combining the “best” aspects of the old British
Empire with a bit of Saudi influence thrown in for authoritarian
fun in Midshipman’s Hope
and its sequels. Technically
speaking, these are not utopian stories – only an excuse to
do Horatio Hornblower style fiction in space – but if you are
a fan of Sheriff Arpaio or ISIS, you can treat them as
utopian…
Or if you prefer a more gentle vision, try
Thea
Alexander’s 2150 A.D.
[18+]: a benevolent New Age computer
guides the population serenely to higher levels of enlightenment.
Given the hedonic nature of this utopia, I could almost place it in
the social liberal utopia category. But given the amount of monitoring,
including clothing that changes color to match your current level
of enlightenment, I need to place it in the authoritarian
category.
If all that feminist New Age enlightenment stuff makes
you sick, how about some full-on endarkenment: Might makes right!
In Tarnsman of Gor
[18+] and its many sequels, heroes get
glory and comely lasses, while girly-men (and girlies) get the
chains they deserve. A serious political philosophy, or just grist
for bedroom games? You decide, but do note that the author is a
philosophy professor. Anyway, some of the books are decent science
fiction, reminiscent of Edgar Rice Burroughs, and they are
guaranteed to offend all feminists within a five mile radius.
On with other hand, if you are an authoritarian
feminist with a yen for heroic fantasy, try Robert Jordan’s
immense Wheel of Time
series. The series is extremely
popular, and in places the writing sparkles. And there are enough
scheming nobles, secret societies, sewing circle power games,
hazing ceremonies, and clothing descriptions to satiate an
authoritarian with obsessive compulsive disorder. The series opens
with women having a millennia long monopoly on magic, and all the
many societies are matriarchal to varying degrees.
No list of authoritarian utopias would be complete
without some Nazi vision. So how about science fiction by Adolph
Hitler himself? In The Iron Dream
,
Norman Spinrad envisions
an alternate reality where Hitler emigrated to the United States
after the failed Munich Putsch. He then used his artistic skills to
illustrate science fiction magazines and eventually took up writing
himself. Lord of the Swastika is his last and greatest work.
The parallel universe intro remarks and afterward are darkly
hilarious. The novel itself – set in a post nuclear age
populated by mutants – will allow you to think like a Nazi
without hating any extant humans. Indeed, the novel so resembles more
popular heroic fantasies that you may realize that you have already
been indulging your inner Nazi. Disturbing.
Equal time requires a Bolshevik novel. How about
Joseph Stalin’s favorite: Cement
by Fyodor Gladkov.
Feel the proletarian solidarity as working class men and women
struggle to get a cement factory working despite bureaucrats and
saboteurs. Utterly unheroic, and a mostly dull read, but if you are
a Bolshevik, you deserve every page. (Bonus: compare the opening
scene to that of Atlas Shrugged. The parallels are
ominous.)
Finally, I leave you with a bit of all-American
authoritarianism, from Hollywood. Arresting and trying people for
pursuing happiness incorrectly is just too inconvenient. Shoot them
in the streets! And check out our clothes! Styling!
Miami Vice
is the TV show that inspired the authoritarian utopia we
live in today.
For more communist utopias see the lefty utopias page. Authoritarians may also enjoy reading some libertarian dystopias, and possibly some of the social liberal and conservative dystopias as well.
On the other hand, it might be well to contemplate the real consequences of authoritarianism with some authoritarian dystopias:
The classic totalitarian dystopia is George
Orwell’s 1984
. With the fall of the Soviet Empire this
bleak work may seem a bit dated. But note how the history rewrites
resembles mainstream news coverage today and how the cable news
networks resemble extended versions of the Ten Minute Hate. Maybe
not so dated after all.
Now imagine a Monty Pythonesque take on 1984.
That’s what you get in Terry Gilliam’s Brazil
.
Instead of a fully socialist police state, you have something a bit
more rightwing, which has resorted to extreme police state tactics
to deal with terrorists. This movie has turned out to be rather
prophetic…
For a truly surreal experience, try
The Prisoner
.
A British spy resigns over a matter of conscience. He
is drugged and wakes up in The Village, a resort/prison inspired by
Jeremy Bentham’s Panoptikon (using electronic surveillance
instead of geometry to carry out the surveillance). Most episodes
involve ever more bizarre schemes to get the hero, Number 6, to
reveal why he quit.
For some of us, the thought of a
totalitarian state is truly horrifying. So how about a dystopian
novel by horror writer Ira Levin,
This Perfect Day
[17+]?
With computerized communism enforced with regular drug regimens, how do
you get free?
If effective communism isn’t
horrifying enough, how about a “human” society modeled
after insects, complete with radical specialization induced through
biotechnology. Frank Herbert’s Hellstrom’s Hive
[18+] is about as creepy as it gets without resorting to a full-on
gorefest.
Finally, for some much lighter fare, try the
Stallone action movie Demolition Man
. A policeman is
sentenced to suspended animation for inflicting too much collateral
damage. He wakes up in a squeaky clean New Agey authoritarian
society which maybe should be considered a utopia. But it’s
an action movie, so lots of things get broken…
If you want more socialist/communist dystopias, see the lefty dystopias page.
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